Archive for the ‘Simon Cowell’ Category

I somehow managed to see a very weird commercial for The Dog Whisper’s program where Lionel Ritchie’s Hello was rewritten to actually accommodate the words, “I am Cesar, The Dog Whisperer.” Mr. Lionel’s video for his song remains very weird but this new mangled promo is just plain bizarre. Anyway, this promo and the onslaught [...]

When one sees and hears what’s going on with Rupert Murdoch and his crumbling empire, much comes to mind. Like his crouching tigress of a wife, Wendi Deng aka “Smackdown Sister”. I first met Wendi Deng when she was a very ambitious young girl working at STAR TV looking to go far. And she has. [...]

The fallout following the “surprise elimination” of contestant Pia Toscano seems to go unabated with “American Idol” bloggers having a field day. But, honestly, the young lady will be fine and, from what I know to be true, she has already been offered “two-and-a-half” recording deals. In fact, she’s already out there and making a [...]

“I wouldn’t do anything that sounds like the original”. Thus Spake Sir Simon Cowell on Twitter as what not to sing on his “X Factor.” Yes, the “X Factor” juggernaut has begun the Great Hype forward and there is now a glut of news on the show and which has really started to rock and [...]

The news that Simon Cowell has had his people trawl through YouTube and sign up a 10-year-old Canadian named Heather Russell caused mild heart palpitations. It was either that or the Chilli Chicken and naan bread I had had for dinner. Kiddie porn as music does not sit well with me. It makes me sick. [...]

Simon Cowell is back, he’s mad as hell- as in bonkers, he’s thrown down the gauntlet [and his purse] in a hissy fit , he’s lowered the age group of his “X Factor” contestants in the US to 12- WTF? and is offering the winner, a US$5m recording contract with either his SyCo imprint or [...]

  If I were Simon Cowell, I’d be going to see a good fung shui man, having my head shaved bald to “shed” the bad luck and finding out from him where to move my furniture around so good luck starts to come my way. Almost overnight, there has been a sustained backlash on “X [...]

Simon Cowell is a very rich and powerful man. Wait: Rich, yes, “powerful”, hmmmm, depends on how this word is interpreted and defined- and where. Yes, he is “Judge Nasty” and, yes, he can take mediocre talent and give it some invaluable platforms to strut their stuff like those horrible four greasy spoons named Il [...]